I wrote recently that I was learning to write rap, the short film has been completed, I was then challenged to write a rap based on the top 20 in the radio charts. I can’t remember the last time I listened to the radio! So here is my rap, first one I wrote for the movie, the second a radio rap!
The old soul thief, was gearing to slither
Nearing her prey, she gave her rattle a quiver
Innocent prey turned about, blind she was the giver
With a whisp of words, Rita ghosted to dust, heading for the liver
Sweet young soul, turned to a sinner
Quickly becoming the killer
Daddy is dead, she struts into the night, to be a man killer
Rita at the helm, she controlled her new thriller
Ready to raise a new ladykiller
She slithered her way around many towns she had to fulfil her
No thoughts of innocence left, she slithered back to be a fool killer
The vessel she had was a show killer
Heads turned, men whistled at her sinner
In the woods they found the fools
Within a beat of a heart, she stole his heart, leaving him to drool
He pined for his love, she finally came, to take him to sinner grad school
She took him all, betrayed his love, leaving him with no inner tools
Wade was left with nothing, just a empty whirlpool
Rita thought she had fooled them all, but Abigail was no dam fool
She woke up inside, just as Rita was going to end the duel
Yelled up to the heavens, Rita was left to slither away, just another fool.
Radio rap:
It’s the weekend, time to get the freak on, geeks!! Yeah!
Do ya all have ya wine in the sinks, Ready to down that liquid, ready to clink, Tonight is the night to, OVERDRINK!! I know You all ready, to get out your kink
Oh fellas, better watch your Humperdinck, dink, dink. Get out those drinks, let’s clink, Get out those drinks, let’s clink
You don’t need no damm shrink! Just get your head, in the wine sink
Oh ladies, are you ready for us to interlink
You know we will slink to you, we gonna sync
Get out those drinks, let’s clink
Get out those drinks, let’s clink
You don’t need no damm shrink! Just get your head, in the wine sink
Take off all those coats & minks, I wanna see those arses go low & dink, So come on, I know you a good girl fairy, but please, can we see Tink? Come on give us a wink!!
Get out those drinks, let’s clink
Get out those drinks, let’s clink
You don’t need no damm shrink! Just get your head, in the wine sink
Oh ladies, are you ready for us to interlink You know we will slink to you, we gonna sync
Get out those drinks, let’s clink
Get out those drinks, let’s clink
You don’t need no damm shrink! Just get your head, in the wine sink
So come on, I know you a good girl fairy, but please, can we see Tink? Come on give us a wink!!
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